is he died?

Something people write when someone gets owned, usually in a fail video, or in a video were someone gets fucked up. Usually the quote is followed by a Shut the fuck up.

Title : Man Jumps of 5 Story building.

COMMENTS...

1# : Is He Died?

#2: Shut the fuck up.

#3: Hahahahah

by Is He Died? July 22, 2009

Readers Digest Version

The abbreviated version of a story, experience, or work-related issue.

Matt... come on, I don't want a play-by-play of your date last night, give me the Readers Digest Version: did you hook up or not?

by blockpass270 August 20, 2008

My dog just died

A phrase used to get out of a situation that you don't want to be in. Works best if you have no dog to begin with, and the person doesn't know you all that well.

Steve "Kevin you wanna come over and watch Night at the Museum 2 with me and my parents?"
Kevin "Oh I would, but my dog just died."

by Cooolkid64 July 21, 2010

digeb

a digeb is someone who sucks dick for a dollar

"look at ikea over there with ellison!"
"bro my man is a such a digeb"

by beancult March 2, 2022

And then everyone died...

A quick way to end a story that your audience has found uninteresting.

Bob: So i was walking through the mall and.....
Joe: Jesus is this story ever gonna end??
Bob: ....so then i saw Steve, and then everyone died... The end.

by jspencegah47 December 24, 2010

digestive pyrotechnics

To vomit profusely with a large amount of noise and sidespray, resembling a large fireworks display...but with half digested food.

I think i puked up everything I ate last week...it was like digestive pyrotechnics, man.

by the Den of Iniquity January 3, 2007

Obligatory Digestive

When you lowkey want to show your friends that you're doing something cool.

Ivar wanted to let his friends know that he was drinking and beeing all cool, but lowkey. So he uploaded a picture of a vodka bottle and a package of digestive cookies, and said that the digestive cookies were obligatory, therefore Obligatory Digestive.

by JokerSnoker February 16, 2017