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poo diddler

one who diddles poo; the art/andor/act of diddling ones poo
by LA.J December 16, 2008
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cock diddler

it means that you are gay and just plain and simple love to diddle cock in and around your mouth-- to diddle ones cock means to toss or jossle around in ones hand or mouth. if you are a girl it is a compliment to a guy...not so much.
"That new kid Aidan is such a cock diddler."
"Oh boy, my girlfriend is a great cock diddler."
by Christian Giordano April 28, 2008
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diddler face

The characteristic of an individual whose face and general appearance leads others to surmise he or she is a pedophile and may perform unlawful sexual acts on children, especially very young children.
Did you hear the news about Jared Fogle , the Subway guy?
I can't believe he was arrested for kiddie porn!
I don't know why you're surprised, he has a major case of diddler face.
by The Dude Imbibes February 23, 2017
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Wiener Diddler

A very annoying guy who won't stop bragging about how big his dick is, usually because in reality it is very small.
Spencer: Cody wouldn't stop bragging about how big his dick is in health class today.

Ross: I know, he's such a wiener diddler
by powdereddonutsmakemegonuts October 14, 2010
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rectum-diddler

one who diddles rectums
charlie why are you such a rectum-diddler you rectum.
by OSDGETR February 19, 2010
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idaho diddler

when a girl diddles her pussy and a man comes up from behind and shoves a potato up her ass then he take it out and the girl eats it
dude it totaly did an idaho diddler with mary last night and she ate the potato like a dirty little whore
by bannanaman63 August 25, 2009
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kiddy diddler

A male or female use touches another male or female under the legal age.
He fingered her? But he's grade 11 and shes only grade 6. Hes such a kiddy diddler, lets kick his ass.
by Cody October 19, 2002
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