dickoritous

Suffering from a case of always being a dick

I have a case of dickoritous!

by Something special May 23, 2018

Dicknosis

When a chick is so brain washed by the dick she cant see that shes in a horribly toxic relationship and she'll never know true happiness untill she is freed from the dicknosis

I think I could really make her happy if only i could find a way to wake her from this dicknosis

by Mick diggler June 12, 2022

dicktonite

A visage so loathsome it causes the penis to be rendered completely powerless, incapable of functioning.

Man, that bitch has a lethal dose of dicktonite!

by lucyfur April 13, 2008

Diactorism

The phenomenon that occurs when you realize you've been conflating two or more different actors or actresses as a single person. Most common with young actors before they make it big or character actors.

Common examples:
Shia Labeouf and Topher Grace
Kurt Russell and Patrick Swayze
Rachel Bilson and Mila Kunis
Omar Epps and Mekhi Phifer and Sean Patrick Thomas

I had serious diactorism this morning when I realized Shia Labeouf wasn't on That 70s Show. Turns out Topher Grace is a different guy.

by Jmdickinson January 27, 2015

Dicknoise

The audible sound made by a phallus during the act of fellatio

Sorry bout waking you up last night, your mom can't control my dicknoise very well.

by aabke August 11, 2009

Dictoris

Sensitive part of the penis, right below the head, which when stimulated causes extreme pleasure.

I was with this girl last night and she licked my Dictoris until I came in her mouth

by Bnerdlatin December 23, 2010

Dickorific

Describes someone who is simply the biggest dick on the face of the Earth.

That guy won't shut up! He's abnoxiously and incredibly dickorific.

by metalauthority334 August 12, 2009