Dick-slap Logic

A branch of philosophy involving the certain circumstances in which one would solve a problem by whipping his colleagues on the forehead with his/her phallus (erect or flaccid). Also abbreviated as 'DSL'.

My girlfriend refused to make me a sandwich, so I used my own Dick-slap Logic to change her mind.

by General TWSSman October 1, 2010

dickswap

The swapping and reattatching of penises amongst a group of friends

This one time, my friends and I got really drunk and played a game of dickswap (the surgical art of swapping dicks).

by SMOT April 3, 2010

dickslop

the specimen that comes out of or off of one's male reproductive organ A.K.A penis.

Bro, I just got a bj from this chick and got my dickslop all over her face!!!

by bbbooobbb June 7, 2011

dicksnap

An imbecile, or idiotic person, corrupted from dickhead

Look at those dicksnaps over there!

by Malakia February 25, 2004

dick slap

the act of slapping a ho with your dick

give him the dick slap!
i dick slapped a ho from here to nabrisco!

by Nick! December 5, 2002

dick slap

To slap a girl in one of many places(such as the ass, titties, clit, and face(or tongue) just to name a few favorites) with your dick. (D.S. for stealth use)

"I would like to give that girl the dick slap to the face."

by McStoodly April 21, 2006

Dickslam

Noun. Someone who is extremely arrogant or idiotic - So much so that they deserve to have the head of their penis slammed in a sliding glass door. Often used in reference to one's superiors or to someone who has done them wrong.

1. Bob is such an arrogant bastard. I can't believe that dickslam is my supervisor.

2. Jimmy is such a dickslam. He got me fired!

by JuhCoby April 17, 2008