Duckhouse

1. A derogatory term used to describe a person who has done something questionable, or just has an overall low intelligence level

2. A floating doghouse on a pond.

3. A place to hide things that one doesn't want anyone else to find.

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1. Person1 - "Look! I found a chocolate macaroon int he men's room!"

Person2 - "Aww man.. Why are you always such a duckhouse?"

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2. Person1 - "Look at that floating doghouse on that pond. Now that is a first-rate duckhouse."
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3. The convict used his asshole as his duckhouse.

by Big-R July 11, 2010

dickmus test

Something that is used to make a judgment about whether someone is being a dick.

My ex was really pissed at the email I sent him, I should have put it through the dickmus test.
I really pissed off my best friend's fiance with my birthday toast- That's a good dickmus test for the best man speech.

by l_funsize_m April 23, 2015

gheyster dickmore

A person who is annoying and screws people over a lot.

See "douche" or "douche bag"

he just wouldn't shut the hell up. what a gheyster dickmore.

by Alienbob July 15, 2004

dicknose

When the tip of a person's nose has an indent in the middle looks like the tip of a penis.

ie. "Gerard Depardieau has the worst case of dicknose I've ever seen!"

by JDubbbb January 13, 2007

DICKMOVE

When You FUCk up someones shot in Pool

Move ur ball in front of the cue ball on your oppenents shot, that is a dickmove

by DJ LAURY July 4, 2007

dickmonger

One who is familiar with male genitalia, and caters to it's needs.In other words, a cock loving, jizz guzzling ass fairy. See also democrat.

That Michael Moore is a real dickmonger!

by AV November 24, 2003

dickmouth

Noun: To describe a mouth that is large enough to fit a large dick in.

"Damn man, did you see her big dickmouth!"

by girlcoloredblue June 22, 2009