Wipe Your Dickhole

The act of employing a square of toilet paper to blot the pesky droplets of pee which sometimes remain at the tip of the penis and may dribble into one's pants or undergarments post- urination.

"Dude, since I started rockin' girlfriend jeans I've been freeballingon the reg and I swear, everytime I piss I get pee stains around my crotch."

"Bro, looks you're gonna have to learn to wipe your dickhole."

by L.O.L. Cool J May 25, 2012

Urban Dickhead

Any person that conjoins two words in an effort to attempt to be funny or clever and submits this failure to Urban Dictionary.com

Nick: Only an urban dickhead would use a word like "Procrasturbating".

Robbie: "Shes surfing medical websites looking for diseases except the obvious, the common flu. What a cyberchondriac."
Nick: What an urban dickhead, you are.

by Metrosexuwell February 4, 2010

dickhole

a very annoying, irrational, rude person...a poor excuse for a human being

Russ is being such a dickhole right now.

by kevin t. April 12, 2003

STUPID FUCKING RETARD BASTARD ASS FUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD!!!!!

Can be heard when the local tramp bangs his leg.

Stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dickhead! I banged my leg.

by Yo Momma October 11, 2004

dickhead

Any person who is always right, and when questioned will come back with something witty that will make you sound so stupid, you will never want to challange again. Personal subjects will be thrown out there, and tears usually follow. Will constantly point out your negatives and will just generally make you feel worse about yourself. This person is usually very good at comebacks and will not take offense to anything.

Person to dickhead: "Are you going to the bar tonight?"
Dickhead response: "Maybe, maybe not, maybe fuckyourself"

by gotti3016 October 31, 2008

Madame Dickherts

A fake name intended to sound like "My Damn dick hurts!"

Very funny.

Person 1: What's your name?

Person 2: Madame Dickherts

Person 1: What?

by Hamburger Plant June 1, 2009

dickheadedness

The act or process of being a dickhead. This word is synonymous with the word assholishness.

See also: Dickhead, prick, asshole

I was just pointing out your dickheadedness in that situation.

by JR April 23, 2005