dickfor

A commical term used to prove to one's friend that another man or boy does not have a penis.

John: Dude, that new kid is AWESOME!
Bill: No he's not he doesn't even have a dick I bet.
John: YA! Well can you prove it?
Bill: Sure, Watch this!
Bill: Hey you, new kid.
New Kid: Hey, What's up?
Bill: Your a Dickfor.
New Kid: What's a Dickfor?
Bill: Told you, John.

by Michecho December 27, 2007

Dickfreak

Someone who likes dick too much.

Dude, you're such a dickfreak.

by Mr.Cool1234 April 30, 2010

dickface

What chef Ramsay will call you when you bring a chewed up bit of dog food to the pass and screw up Ben's special.

Gordon: Is that a chewed up bit of chicken from the dog? Here. That's your special. Yeah, have a word with him, yeah? He's given up. Your special has now become not very special thanks to dickface there. Hurry up, Giovanni!
Giovanni: Yeah, but I'm not dickface, chef.
Gordon: Yeah, say that again?!
Giovanni: I said I'm not dickface, chef!
Gordon: Yeah, you're pissed, are you? Not as fucking- Look at me, LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES!! NOT AS PISSED AS I AM!! YOU FUCKIN' ARE!! DONKEY!!
Giovanni: No.
Gordon: Because right now, I don't give a fuck! DICKFACE!
Gordon: You're sending shit, and you're trying to get away with it! Now I'm ready for an argument! SENDING ME THAT, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!
Gordon: And you want to get all sensitive! You want to get all fucking negative!
Giovanni: No, chef!
Gordon: Look at me, look at me, you send me shit like that, take your jacket and FUCK OFF!
Giovanni: Yes, chef!
Gordon: I'm not sending that shit, "chef!"
Giovanni: No, chef. Sorry, chef.

Gordon: That's the well done one. And look at me, I think you're too fucked to get upset with me, you don't give a fuck what I call you. This is not personal, this is professional! That personal was a piece of shit, now pull it back!!
Giovanni: Yes, chef.
Gordon: DICKFACE!

by its raw you donkey! September 8, 2020

dickfor

an insult referring to any person deserving to be prompted to and likely ask, "what's a dickfor?", usually in response to something that would only be done by a jackass; esp. someone working for the man and being unresponsive to rational discussion: a dipshit

"I can't believe that douche bag just...
What a dickfor!"

by nviav April 27, 2006

Dickface

A jerk, an asshole, a guy who thinks they know it all, and thinks that they are amazing at singing-when they really suck, they also think they can have whatever they want, commonly referred to as a "Tyler"

Guy- "Dude I could have her if I wanted her"
Girl- "You are such a Dickface!"

by Russel K. January 4, 2010

dickfaced

When you pass out at a party and people write graffiti on your body esp. penises on your face hence dickfaced. If you pass out on a bed your safe from the dickfacing ritual.

Person 1: Dood he passed out I think we should have dickfaced him.

Person 2: Yeah, but he passed out on a bed. He is in the safe zone.

by Toiletpaper Titties February 1, 2008

dickfor

An important diagnostic device used to inspect unlit passages and conduits. Commonly kept near a journeyman's caulking bowls.

"Ey, Jimmy, hand me the dickfor."
*pulls out toolkit* "Which one's the dickfor?"
*crew snickers*
"Waittaminit, just what is a dickfor?"
*stifled laughter*

by nayhem July 6, 2008