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Weapons grade dickweed

Wow that guys being a weapons grade dickweed
by Fuckgoof mcgee September 4, 2016
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Dickbeater

1. Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural)

Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
by Gabo, de la Guerra October 26, 2004
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Dickberry

Young, immature, yet; somehow; should know better than to commit huge acts of dipshittery, worthy of a Darwin award, upon unsuspecting humans and animals alike.
- Look at that clown in his Land Rover, drives and looks like a complete dickberry.
- What kind of dickberry hunts a wild animal for sport? A huge fucking dickberry, that's who.
- Done it again, haven't you Ethan? Fuckin' dickberry.
by AvocadoLuva69 April 12, 2016
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Dickweed

A metaphore that's used as a generic insult, usually not very seriously.
Yes it is, you total dickweed!
by TheChudeDude June 6, 2016
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dickbreaker

during sex in the missionary position; when your penis slips out of the vagina and you complete an additional stroke, your cock runs into the taint, or in this scenario, 'the dickbreaker'.
Last night I hit the dickbreaker....
by Blubberboy March 30, 2008
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dickbeaters

dickbeaters(plural)

A slang term for your hands, when used for masturbation.

dickbeater(singular)

A slang term for a man or woman that masturbates to excess.
Johnnies dickbeaters were slippery from the KY and he dropped the remote.(plural)

Keep your dickbeaters out of the ice chest.(plural)

Dave is a real dickbeater, he jacks it five times a day.(singular)

Debbie is a dickbeater, she gives handjobs to just about anyone. (feminine singular)
by FYGITA July 21, 2009
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Dickbeans

Testicles, scrotum, or nut sack; The best name to describe a man's balls.
Nick: Yo, my girlfriend sucked my dickbeans so good last night!
Iggy: Nice.
by A-jaxx October 24, 2014
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