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Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction 

What a friendly old man tends to use to convince people to help him with something that will help humanity as a whole.
Old man: X-BLADE!
(Please use the darkness.)

Disobedient teenager: Why would I use the darkness?

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Because it's for everyone's sake.)

Teenager: Okay I DON'T believe you.

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction)

Teenager: Ouchi ouch!

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Use the darkness.)

Teenager: okay sure

Old man: X-BLADE!
(You will even get my expert diplomatic skills by using it)

Teenager, who is also an old man now: X-BLADE!
(Okay I believe you.)
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weapons of mass destruction

a general term used to describe nonexistant items. Similiar to the unicorn, Tooth Fairy, Loch Ness Monster or contents of Al Capone's vault.
Iraq has many weapons of mass destruction.

anal destruction

The aftermath of vigorous anal sex, especially when the pitcher has a large penis.
Phil was fucking Mary in the ass at 100mph with his 15inch penis he caused some serious anal destruction... she couldn't walk correctly after that.

You are on the way to destruction 

See All your base are belong to us for the full history of this textbook example of Engrish.
In America, you are on the way to destruction. In Societ Russia, destruction is on the way to YOU!

Creative destruction 

A game where Mexican 20 year olds get off of work at 3:00am just to talk shit in a different language, 17 FPS players on 2 fingers using aim assist, and niggas doing fortnite highground retakes *cough* *cough* (jeb)

appetite for destruction 

Guns N' Roses album whose quality will never be met by any other album by Guns N' Roses, including Chinese Democracy.
1. Welcome to the Jungle
2. It's So Easy
3. Nightrain
4. Out Ta Get Me
5. Mr. Brownstone
6. Paradise City
7. My Michelle
8. Think About You
9. Sweet Child O' Mine
10. You're Crazy
11. Anything Goes
12. Rocket Queen

Dungpipe Destruction 

The act of a penis destroying the ring-o
peice of any creature e.g a dog or man/woman .
Hey baby you up for some dungpipe destruction?