Desmond 

Desmonds are always an charmer, more noticeable for their excessive ass hair. They are often hard-lovers, but once you get to their heart, you'll never want to let go. Desmonds are the sexiest creatures on this Earth. Regardless of being Ceaser's son. "Desmond" or "Monkeyyy" are the best option for girls.

Him: WOAH! I see an aggressive monkey
Her: Oh don't worry that's just a desmond

Desmond by Chef Choppa April 17, 2019

desmond 

black of the blackest the night sky head ass

desmond stank like a bitch

desmond by babyyyy May 25, 2019

Desmond 

Has been rejected 10 times by girls. Short, black and pretty funny. Divorced parents and is pretty smart. In a private school and tries to fit in. Caiden is his best friend and accepts him when no one else does.

Wow Desmond, rejected again!

Desmond by FaKe_Desi June 3, 2019

Desmond 

Desmond if a mussy yellowed teeth black Haitian who always thinks he’s right but really needs to shut the fuck up and sometimes he acts gay round just for attention but truly and really he poor

Desmond Is really black and a bitch

Desmond by BBW black hat October 21, 2019

Desmond 

you already know ;)

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Desmond by Thatoneuberlësbīangirl November 8, 2019

Desmond 

A term used in video gaming, in team based games, for players who leave their team to attempt a play in order to benefit their team, but when viewed by the other team is often seen as a "weird position". A reference to asdf movie when Desmond the moon bear didn't[ know how he got there.

Teammate #1: there's a Desmond on our flank.
Teammate #2: how did he get there?

Desmond by MarioManz February 19, 2020

Desmond 

A FAT FUCKING N****R THAT SMELLS AND IS FUCKING FAT

That guy is suuuuuch a desmond.

Desmond by pussylover November 11, 2020