derpish

Functional language derived from the word 'derp'. Various components of a sentence are replaced with the word 'derp' and variations of, the extent varying on what is being talked about, and it's perceived level of 'derpishness'.
Sentence meaning is usually understood via context.

Basic noun: derp
Verb: to derp
Basic adjective: derpish or derpy
Adverb: derpity
Conjugations: de and der
Descriptive nouns/adjectives: derpage, derpitude, derpination

Famous film titles: "Where Derps Dare, Derpy Harry,Magnum Derp, The Derp Pool

Famous song titles: What A Derpty Derp by Louis Armstrong

All Steven Seagal films must have every derp derped:
Derper Derp, Derper Derp 2: Derp Derpitory, On Derply Derp
Derpit Derps, Subderped

Famous Quotes:
"To derp, or not to derp"
"Derp ahead, derp my derp"

by Sir El of B May 19, 2008

despicable

worthless and condemnable vile individual and a source of monumental bullshit, someone who accused without basis and pretends to be right of his/her acts and looks like a shaved ape of no morals.

How dare you say I have an STD (sexually transmitted desease)Charlene?! You're despicable!

by ethansfanatics January 25, 2009

Derping

To be scared and coughing at the same time

Wow, I was derping so hard when I watched that horror movie last night

by PixelatedKiwi December 3, 2020

Derrick

Derrick is a good looking dude he has a big dick he get girls he’s funny in a way he always tries to keep a smile on someone’s face he loves helping people he is smart good at sports and he likes all color girls he ain’t racist

Derrick you is a good person

by The beast 23 May 10, 2018

Derrickism

The one religion to rule them all. Very similar to Atheism.

Are you practicing Derrickism?

by Deelu Adesta January 7, 2012

derpiness

'derpiness' - noun.

The act of being stupid / silly but generally in an inoffensive way.

Sorry for my derpiness. I wasn't thinking properly!

His derpiness is off the chain today.

Your derpiness is making me laugh.

by squigglers January 12, 2016

Derrick

Derrick is a top tier human being. He’s absolutely adorable and super romantic. He’s the type of guy who would slow dance with you at night under a street light or take you to a national forest you can watch the sunset and look at the stars together. He’s the definition of boyfriend material. He’s got a eye for spotting beautiful things and it’s pretty much guaranteed that he’ll stop to take pictures of them. He’ll make you feel super comfortable and secure and give you a million kisses. He’s super thoughtful and consistently puts in effort for people he cares about. He’s got the most pure energy and not seeing him for a few days will feel like way too long. The best part about him isn’t even all the sweet things he’ll do for you, it’s who he is as a person.

Omg I scored myself a Derrick! Thank you universe!

by Jazzysizzle November 24, 2021