dereal

The opposite of real.

I'm detached from my emotions, and thoughts spending twenty-three of twenty-four hours in this dark cell; the whole experiecne feels dereal.

by Food For Animals September 9, 2008

Derpalite

The lowest form of ignorance and retardation known to mankind. Any depralite will make your brain hurt and cause you to lose braincells before you can even say derp.

The derpalites....they...derp...

by Fuck you depralites April 30, 2010

Dropped a Derral

The act of taking a particularly greasy shit. turd

I drank beer and ate wings all last night and dropped a monster derral when I woke up.

by mister anal April 21, 2005

Derpalicious

Very beautiful girl severly short of intelligence.

When your girlfriend is severly lacking intelligence but the only reason your holding on to her is because she is hot.

guy: dude she doesnt get anything! I have to keep explaining jokes to her.

Friend: Dump her already!

guy: No effin way. she's derpalicious

by shyamieplaysguitar May 23, 2010

dermaleche

The crusty white skin that collects under the lid of a gallon of milk.

"This milk must be old it's got dermaleche!"

by echo_se7en August 18, 2009

Dermabondage

The application of surgical adhesive to wound

Doctor, are you ready for dermabondage?

by C/RRN October 4, 2017

demalic

Demalic is an annoying little twat who probably gets in trouble a lot. They give you really off vibes and they’re almost always in their feels

Ugh you see how he’s acting? What a Demalic move

by MagicalTurtle:)) February 4, 2018