fuck deposit

To treat your girlfriend like a sexual atm

Shit....I was gonna stop by the bank tonight, but I think I'll just make a fuck deposit instead.

by Barfthecaveman May 3, 2011

night deposit

When a man inserts his johnson in his sleeping wifes or gf's pussy or ass.

my wife went to bed early so I made a night deposit.

by Your banking advisor August 8, 2011

Fiber Deposit

A bowel movement. Excrement. Going number 2!!!

I'm headed to the Bank of Porcelain to make a HUGE fiber deposit.

by Steve_Juggernaut March 11, 2011

The deposit of faith

The shit you take whenever you go to Taco Bell, also referred to as the "Holy Grail" of shits.

the deposit of faithpoop

by MoralityisForPoopFaces March 17, 2010

Damage Deposit

The money a property management company will ask you to pay before renting one of their apartments/units to you, which they will hold until you move out and leave the property in the same condition you recieved it. A.K.A Money you will never see again.

"Those fucking assholes took my damage deposit!!!"

by Ye Olde Balls October 8, 2009

Skank Deposit

The act of letting off a nasty fart while using the ATM at the bank after hours, and quickly exiting and shutting the door for the next customer to enjoy. May also apply to skanking out the bathroom at Starbucks and giggling as you leave it for the next customer to "experience ".

I grabbed a few bucks at the ATM and left a Skank Deposit thanks to taco Tuesday.

by GordoLoco January 29, 2020

Direct Deposit

(Noun): To masturbate whilst standing on one's head, then upon the point of orgasm, shooting one's ejaculate into one's own mouth.

His shoulders on the ground and his naked backside pressed against the marine-themed wallpaper, the Direct Deposit left him with a face full of his own man-seed.

by Sir Michael McEwan April 30, 2008