Dennis

Dennis A fun caring friend who has a gun fetish. possibly want to date your sister. commonly know to be the first guy to get roasted; Worst come back lines in history or stays quiet. Most likely to drive in style. Proud owner of the worst playlist known to humanity, but he always ready to pass the Aux. if you find a wild Dennis keep him most likely to be a great addition to the crew.

Greg: if I had a face like Dennis I would sue my parents.

Dennis: ....
The Crew : continues to add on

by Da Last OG December 24, 2019

Dennis

my penis name

Girl: Can i feel dennis
me: ofc u can

by Hugepenis101 March 20, 2022

Dennis

A person who puts porn on their Zune, and brings it to school thinking nobodys going to see it when everybody does.

Ay look, theres a Dennis! Lets see some pussy!

by your cool friend April 19, 2008

Dennis

A really cool dude who I'm lucky to know. I wish he could teach me how to be so cool.

Guy 1: Man, who is that dude? He is so awesome!
Guy 2: Yeah, that's Dennis... I wish I was as cool as him!

by BeachBunny234 March 30, 2011

dennis

a guy with a small cock that falls in love with every girl he comes in contact with.

that guy is a dennis. she wants a dennis .

by savingorbz April 25, 2017

dennis

a guy who steals pictures of dogs and jizzes on them

whats that guy doing with those pictures dude hes a dennis

by cory lahey January 5, 2008

Dennis

Perverted. Large smile dedicated exclusively to dirty thoughts- ALL THE TIME. Engages in suspicious activities with large African American men. Do not approach, dangerous.

Guy 1: Who is that guy over there? He seems to be having fun

Guy 2: WATCH OUT THATS DENNIS! Hes disgusting!

Guy 1: Who's that guy with him?

Guy 2: Oh its his man...dont bother hes taken.

by PLOIKMUH July 9, 2011