prenoon delight

Sexual Activity between the hours of 6:00 am and 11:59 am.

Tyrone: "Trevor, what are you smiling about?"
Trevor: "Just when I was opening the door to leave to work, my wife summoned me back into the kitchen...Got me some prenoon delight, kitchen style."
Tyrone: "You ain't got to lie to kick it."

by JDiddy2Pretty October 4, 2013

British Delight

A herbal substance, which when smoked produces a high somewhat similar to that of marijuana. However unlike marijuana, it is legal, does not show up in drug tests and costs $5 per gram. While the origins of this substance are unknown it is rumoured that the British are taxing it a penny per pound...

Tipsy: Let me get some of that British Delight.
Passerby: Don't buy that shit! Don't you know it's taxed by the British?

by I.B.High September 24, 2011

Spum Delight

A sandwich comprised of a top bun, ketchup, mustard, a bottom bun, and spit

"Can I get one spum delight please with extra spit?"

by HeyItsRed November 26, 2021

Spick Delights

Any sort of Mexican food

I'm gonna head to Rudy's Taco Shop and get some spick delights.

by lockenload23 January 5, 2017

Bigfoots Delight

Very hairy sex.

Mike- About a month ago me and Jen didnt have enough money to buy razors to shave with. So the other night we really wanted to bang so we did a Bigfoots Delight.
Trip- Really? Sounds so pleasurable..

by Ced Ellis December 3, 2009

rappers delight

The first rap song ever created in 1979.

My favorite rap song was Rappers Delight

by hey hey hey January 28, 2005

farmer's delight

A sexual act in which one woman inserts a full corn cob into another's "corn-hole" while the corn-cob-ee is being penetrated by a gonorrhea-infected tracter tail-pipe. The inserter gets rammed by a horse that is suspended above her with an elaborate set of ropes. The horse's initial penetration is after fifteen feet on a zip line. It is forceful. A goat eats the old corn cob afterwards, and is jerked off while it dines.

Please do not do this. If you do, videotape it.

Farmer's delight tonight, Cletusette?

by Stan Greer August 25, 2006