DELAGATE

To request service from a third party because you're a lazy mother fucker AKA management.

Manager says to subordinate: "I shall delagate this task to you because I feel you can execute it well."

by M. Mushu May 1, 2003

decleration of independance

1. The document that severs america from britain.

2. A divorce contract.

1. John Hancock signed the decleration.

2 man my wife is a b**** i'm get a decleration of independance

by Nickoles January 15, 2007

Declare

Declare: short for Declaring my independence. Used as a slang term for smoking Cannabis, due to the fact that the United States Declaration of Independence was drafted on hemp paper. The phrase originated from the International School of Indiana, located in Indianapolis.

Note: declaration can be used as a noun as a slang for cannabis

-Hey, why don't we go over to Stephanie's and declare tonight?
-Great idea.

or

-Do you know somewhere where i may be able to purchase some declaration?

by anonymous 2323 April 19, 2010

desparate

When horny males over the age of 16 follow and hook up with girls of the age of 14 and under.

male #1: dude lets sneak out to jenna's house tonight! i hear shes having a sleep over with her friends so there will be plenty of underage chicks to go around!

male #2: niceee man im in!

male#3: I havent gotten any in a month! im desparate!

by yankeesfan2200 July 24, 2009

The Declaration of Independence

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government.

Thats is the hole The Declaration of Independence

by JesusTheDestroyer420 July 1, 2020

declaration daddy

same as founding father

George Washington is a declaration daddy.
James Madison and John Jay were two of the seven declaration daddies of the United States.

by inflatable dartboard November 23, 2019

Declare Bunko

To declare bunko on something is to label it terrible. A declaration of bunko should only be used in cases of extreme bunkness.

I lost my keys, my car got stolen, and my dog ran away. I declare bunko on this whole day.

by Linguist123456 October 3, 2007