Deceivers

Breasts that appear to be good when inside the bra. When the bra is removed, the breasts are not what you expected.

Bra technology has been dramatically improved over recent years and it has recently become very difficult to tell what a girl's breasts will look like naked. By the time you find out, it is already too late.

Kevin - Dude, I saw you leave with that girl the other night, what happened?

Matt - Ah man, I thought she was hot, I got her home but she had deceivers.

Kevin - Damn, I feel your pain...

by MDMC January 15, 2011

deceptively intelligent

A compinsult, used when someone is smarter than they appear. It may be that it's being looked at such that the "thing" (whatever it is) is deceptive. In a way, that's true, but it is we who are being deceived. If his intelligence is deceptive, I am being deceived as to his intelligence.

mike: you are deceptively intelligent
mary: what is that last word mean that starts with a d
mike: look it up
mary: so ur telling me that im lying to u about what im telling u
mike: no, mary, try again...
(point proven)

by ekimregor February 28, 2011

deceivery

Not a real word, much like strategery. Google the woo woo teacup journal.

The Homeless Jedi thinks that deceivery is a real word.

by Salchichas Grande May 19, 2008

deceptivecon

A male whom trick women in many ways.

Starscreen is no deceptivecon, Denise !

by Çząr July 28, 2015

Deceptive Eating

the action of eating an amount of food in order to reduce the amount one has to eat in order to trick one into thinking they are not over-eating or (informal) a slob; especially when the food eaten to deceive is not particularly enjoyable

Person 1: "I poured a lot of chips on my plate so I ate a bunch so that people didn't think there was that much."
Person 2: "Nobody likes deceptive eating, man. That is unhealthy."

by Bonbonben May 28, 2017

deceived

Gettin' played

I was deceived 6 months ago by an e-girl who I paid to see a custom video. She seemed well-intentioned, but once I sent that Amazon GC she immediately abandoned my texts.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 26, 2021

deceptively athletic

Another term for a white sports-player. Frequently associated with “Total Floor General”, “High sports IQ”, and “Team Leader.”

John is deceptively athletic even though he’s 6’5 and 10% body fat

by Randy Randinger July 14, 2021