debit card retard

This is a person who goes to the store and once they pay for their items, the cashier must always tell them to flip their debit card over as they ALWAYS have it facing the wrong way.

That guy ALWAYS has his debit card facing to the left. What a retard eh? I mean, he comes in twice a week and ALWAYS forgets. He must be a debit card retard.

by NakedDebit August 17, 2010

debit

the butt

derek prefers to get it in debit when having manly love with steves exgirlfriend.

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Credit or debit?

A question asked by a friend or passerby when someone gets accidently hit between the legs with a skateboard.

Credit: Hit up the ass
Debit: Hit in the balls

When that skater got hit I asked:
"Credit or debit?"
"Credit card" he answered.

I got credit carded yesterday. Now my ass hurts
(true)

by - sk8er April 16, 2009

Debit Card

Also known as the "check cashin' cawd," this is the only form of payment available to persons who have destroyed their credit history by purchasing far too much alcohol and/or car stereo equipment on their first (and only) credit card. You can spot such persons by either a prominent mullet or lazy eyes caused by excessive crack abuse. The largest concentrations are found on the Eastern Seaboard and reside in Newark, Philadelphia, Jacksonville, and especially Atlanta. All of these persons are in need of rental vehicles as all of theirs are either on blocks or have been repossessed by the state.

"Do y'all take the check cashin' cawd (Debit Card) for yo' rental cars?

by Angry Man October 19, 2003

Debitch

The act or intent of having an especially bitchy bitch removed from a place or situation

person a:
Damn bro that bitch at McDonald's wouldn't shut up. She's making a big scene over nothing!
Person b:
It's all good now she has been fired. That place has been debitched.

by Jeromy Boss May 24, 2015

dick debit card

When a male swipes his dick across a male or female's but cheeks like a debit card, but because it is debit you can be as young as 13 to do one.

Can you give me a dick credit card?
Nah. I'm only 17, I can gove you a dick debit card though!
Ok.

by SHOORTJAKEGRAYS August 29, 2016

lord of the debits and credits

one who has completed all the mastery problems in the accounting book.

Mr. Bandino: after you do your work together try and tackle the mastery problem so you can be the lord of the debits and credits.

by Jew McJew May 24, 2006