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deadbeat

That faggot Johnston hasn't paid his share of the bills YET?!?
by Living alone and LOVING it. March 22, 2004
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Deadbeat

To fap to photos of someone who already died.
Person 1: Don't worry, people have been checking out/worshipping Marilyn Monroe for years and she's been dead for quite some time now.

Person 2: Is there a term for masturbating to photos of people who have died?

Person 3: One who does is a "Deadbeat".
by eggplantkiller January 22, 2011
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Deadbeat

An irresponsible person with no moral character who doesn't pay his debts
A deadbeat is someone who damages his neighbors car but isn't man enough to fix the problem.
by Angry working man October 26, 2017
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deadbeat

Daily-mail readers' word for a pot-smoking loser
A gang of deadbeats crashed their boat straight into my jetty. I could see a thick fug of pot smoke hanging over their heads
by Double Dee January 22, 2004
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Deadbeat

When you masturbate to a woman's picture and shortly after find out she is deceased
Yo dude my Buddy Craig is a deadbeat. He whacked off to a picture of my dead Aunt Freda!
by dartmouthindahouse November 16, 2011
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Deadbeat

An idle, orange, feckless, or disreputable person.
When will the impeached President Trump learn to stop being such a deadbeat?
by TrumpLovesLittleKids October 28, 2020
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deadbeat

A customer who is wasting a salesman's time.
"What a f'in deadbeat!"
by Mark January 18, 2004
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