doody pipe

imaginary pipe that you smoke that can be lit from miles away by another person. It must be "huffed" not 'smoked' or 'inhaled'. for those of us who don't know how to huff please reference MTV's True life "I have OCD"

Note: for people who lack braincells(melissa) this is not a real pipe

...light it.

"excuse me kind sir, will you light my doody pipe?"

"last night i ripped mad doody pipes and this morning....iwoke up naked"

by julie me then you May 5, 2006

aqua doody

The act of shitting in a toilet then quickly picking it out and shoving it inside your partners anus or vagina. Then jump in a 360 whilst you scream "AQUA DOODY".

I had Indian food and pulled a gnarly aqua doody with my sister.

by Thrusty Puss February 22, 2014

Doody Shoes

Shoes that are customized on Nike.com to say doody on them. Or, shoes that are covered in shit.

http://usera.imagecave.com/Skylar/doodyshoes2.png

or

"Omg, I want those doody shoes"

ooorrr

"Oh crap, my shoes got soaked in shit."

by iCrap August 6, 2008

Doody Hooty

Poop in the vagina

Bitch! You wiped from back to front?! Now you got a doody hooty!

by poopy vajayjay August 4, 2010

Doody Scoot

When an animal poops and is left with a dingleberry. The animal then proceeds to sit and scoot its' doody across the floor ultimately making a line of doody on the floor you just cleaned.

"Oh my gosh not again. I just got done mopping the floors and my cat just made an epic doody scoot across the entire kitchen!"

by Stelllaaa July 28, 2012

doodyshart

A doodyshart is the act of taking such a fat shit that it leaves skid marks in the toilet bowl and they are such strong skid marks that you have to physically scrub the toilet with all your mite.

Me: aw man I just took a phat doodyshart

Friend: does is stink?

by Doodyshart man October 9, 2020

puff doody

floaters left behind after a bad flush or low water pressure, resembling pastry puffs made of feces

somebody for got to flush and left
puff doody all up in the shitter

by hancho real March 24, 2009