Defecation deficit

To not be able to take a shit; to be constipated.

Sorry, that was my digestion. I'm in the middle of a defecation deficit.

by maltar April 9, 2011

Defecation Dost

A defecation dost is described as a friend, comrade, or whatever of that sort, who happens to take a shit at the same time as you. The simultaneous ritual of taking a shit while being in contact with each other, ex. Through texting, is when they can be established as this as they are defecating, and being « dosts » (which is friends in the Hindi language).

« Hey dude, I just took the biggest dump this morning my bowels feels RENEWED »

« Same?? Dude I took one too it was ETHEREAL. »
« Oh my god...we’re defecation dosts! »

by WINWINIESYOSHSH December 23, 2020

hyperactive racism detection

A mental condition that causes very dumb humans to believe absolutely everything is racist.

Tyrone- "that mosquito bit me. It's racist"
Tyrone- "that mosquito didn't bite me. It's racist"
Bob- " dude, give the hyperactive racism detection a rest "

by Kedielover April 30, 2023

daycation

A short trip out of town for only a day. Leave in the am and return in the pm.

Robin~ Let's drive up to the lake on Sunday and have lunch. No, not over night just a daycation.

by woopadedo September 5, 2007

Self-defecation

Bullshitting about self. Antonym to self-deprecation.

He is prone to self-defecation when there are women around.

by VictoriaChan March 4, 2009

defecation baton

rigid stick or prod for 'conducting' a "movement" (bowel , or "Lincoln Log") into and through a toilet! ie: a process of
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )

the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!

judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !

by michael foolsley January 2, 2022

Oral Defecation

What you politely call "talking shit"

I had to leave the room . . . his oral defecation was making me nauseous.

by sunkeyeno.3 July 31, 2012