Dante is literally the most obnoxious human being imaginable he’s the reason world peace is unobtainable he’s incredibly fucking retarded and down bad 24/7 looking for any crumb of sexual desire even gay love
“Ew is that Dante he’s such a unbiodegradable autsmonkey”
Dante, A guy who’ll treat you AMAZINGLY. He can be kind of a dick sometimes but if you’re in a relationship with him you would never want to leave him. He’s also extremely attractive and is probably hooked on a certain sport and dedicates his time practicing it.