1) A brother-word to damnit, but used when you wish to have a shakespearean accent.
2) Most commonly used when yelling about something/someone that/who has made you upset enough to begin sounding like a 18th century play writer.
3) Also can be used if in highschool in attempt to get away with cussing in front of a teacher. You will later regret trying such adolescent things, but it is possible to laugh at later in life. Once out of highschool, it is safe to use without the feeling of stupidity which follows.
2) Most commonly used when yelling about something/someone that/who has made you upset enough to begin sounding like a 18th century play writer.
3) Also can be used if in highschool in attempt to get away with cussing in front of a teacher. You will later regret trying such adolescent things, but it is possible to laugh at later in life. Once out of highschool, it is safe to use without the feeling of stupidity which follows.
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What you yell out loud when you have wasted yet another 8 hours of your day (usually saturdays or sundays) that you meant to do homework, study, get ahead in work, or exercise and instead watched 8-16 goddam episodes of some show that Netflix makes really easy to binge watch.
*wakes up in the morning* Awesome! I'm going to get a head start on my homework and go on a five mile run so I can be in shape for lacrosse season.
Eight hours later.
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