Dookie Dreads

The Afro-American version of a dingleberry, which is a lump of poop stuck on a strand of butt hair

"Yo Dawg, after that burrito i got some major dookie dreads

by CletusDawg September 13, 2013

Carpet dreads

When a girl doesn't shave or wash her lines for so long that the mat together forming dread locks

My girls carpet dreads are starting to stink up the apartment.

by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016

Butthole dreads

Hair around your butthole that catches remnants when wiping. It then knots up and mats into a greasy dreadlock of a mess.

Ouch! My butthole dreads look super cool,but living on the streets has a few dreadful pains in the ass though,lol. I'm thinking about shedding these bottom dwellers. Didn't Weiner dogs hunt rats in the past? Do You think your dog , chomper, can help me? j.k Ugh!I'll call my mom again.

by Essteffun b.s. Steffansen June 25, 2018

dingle dreads

Body hair that naturally grows around ones anus or located in or around ones butt crack, which becomes matted with poop; worse than dingle berries.

When someone fails to maintain proper bathing or toiletting hygeine, dingle dreads may form.

by CrazyCrab69 July 11, 2023

ahh dreads

(_____ ass dreads) used after saying a comical situation/phrase/audio to emphasize the goofiness of the hair

bros got “no more mister nice guy” ahh dreads

bros got “I’ll show you how great I am…great I am…great I am” ahh dreads

my guy has “up, up and AWAYY!” ahh dreads 💀

by clinically insanity January 22, 2024

ahh dreads

A term for someone who’s dreads look like something else instead of being a dread and being joked about, this started in TikTok like everything, and the saying is in quotation marks to mock them

Person 1: “your dreads if you scroll” ahh dreads💀

by An illegal beaner🌮 March 22, 2024

Ahh Dreads

A tiktok trend used to describe someones normally if the dreads are weird looking

"Once upon a time" Ahh Dreads
“Just wait till I glow up” Ahh dreads
"Each sold seperately" Ahh Dreads

by Trendsetta4100 April 4, 2024