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Dorito dipping

The sexual act of chewing Doritos until they are at a mush-like state, then performing oral sex upon one's partner.
My girlfriend was Dorito dipping for me last night, and it was amazing. You could say it was hard to swallow.
by Grape Ape Face Rape July 10, 2010
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Dorito Maker

A machine that makes Doritos, usually operated by a Indian fortnite player
Sorry I can’t come over Melissa, my Dorito Maker needs maintenance
by ninjas left nut December 18, 2019
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Dorito Shotgun

While eating doritos (or any other chip) you sneeze spraying all in your vicinity with crunchy goodness in a shotgun type blast
Guy1: Why is everybody yelling?
Guy2: I just did a major dorito shotgun and it hit them.
by VinnehVee March 14, 2009
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Dorito syndrome

The feeling of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content.
After 3 hours of egosurfing I have a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome
by Mudit January 31, 2005
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Dorito Finger

The medical condition you get when you have just finished polishing of a family size bag of the nacho cheese flavored doritos and you have all the cheese on your fingertips, giving it an orange flavor. The only known remedies are sucking on your finger until the cheese comes off, or wiping off the cheese on your pants.
Person 1: "Hey man, you wanna play rock paper scissors?"

Person 2: "Nah bro, I got a bad case of dorito finger"

or

Person 1: "Dude can I play some Xbox now?"

Person 2: "As soon as you get rid of your dorito finger, I dont want the controller to turn orange."
by brainsbrainsbrains June 2, 2009
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Dorito Pants

When the upper thigh portion of your pants or jeans become stained orange due to wiping Dorito residue on them while gaming. Aka Dorito Jeans.
"Want to do a quick Blades sesh? Nah man, I can't afford to get Dorito Pants I have a date later"
by Abbracadabbra August 22, 2016
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dorito bag

sexual intercourse using a dorito bag in lieu of a condom
"I didn't have any rubbers, I had to dorito bag that ho."
by Mister Miguel the 3rd October 9, 2013
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