Doink

Noun: The buffoon of the friend group who won't shut up about international cuisine and bouncy balls.

Synonyms: Jerk, idiot, fool

Doink: Why do you get the bouncy ball?
Intellectually superior friend: Because I had the prior claim you DOINK!

by Kevin the Crackhead February 7, 2019

Doink

Another word for a spliff or joint.

That fat cunt said that he smoked some big D O I N K S in amish

B I G Doink. Gang

by DiamondMiner95 November 18, 2017

Doink

A ground leaf rolled in rolling papers mostly weed but it has a cousin cancer doinks(cigs)

person1: imma cop a box of doinks today
person 2: ight word lmk i got some cancer doinks from seb today

by dr.skeleton666 November 15, 2017

doink

to pro-create (engage in hot sexual intercourse)

Sarah and Sean doink like jackrabbits on steroids.

by Anonymous November 25, 2002

DOINK

A fucking annoying peice of shit who is retarded and a fucking fat mong. This person may be talking to you or around you.

When TACTICALHAWK is talking in a press conference, everyone shouts DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK ALERT

by ObeseMac July 16, 2018

doink

This is a Northern Irish term used to describe £1. It is usually used by people from a low socio-economic group with poor income and poor literate skills.

Sophie: Have you got a doink so i can buy some liquor

Ruairi: Fuck off, i need to buy mine u scavenging bastard!

by fuzz foster February 14, 2010

doink

to steal something and not return it back

I left my bling in my room and some motherfucker doinked it

by Melsy December 28, 2005