DGAFFN

DONT GIVE A FLYING FIG NEWTON!

Savannah: i DGAF
Moms: what does that mean?
Kirsti & Savannah: uhhh, i dont give a flying fig newton :) DGAFFN!!!

by twinbffl May 12, 2009

DGAF

Something insecure people use when a lot of fucked up shit happens to them, as a way to cope with/disguise their pain. Also something a lot of chongas use as their last name on Facebook.

"Hey man your a one-armed orphan and you were just diagnosed with tuberculosis and your girlfriend cheated on you with your dead puppies corpse. You never graduated high school and you live in a garbage can behind the supermarket where you suck dick for breadcrumbs, rolled in semen. And your deaf in one ear. Just sayin."
"Dgaf T_T"

LexiSluttychongaaa chick Dgaf

by Sir Queefington DaTrololo October 3, 2011

DGAF

A term invented by the Kottonmouth Kings which literally means "Don't Give A Fuck," although it means the whole lifestyle that goes along with it.

Yo, we gonna throw down some DGAF shit

by puntang master August 18, 2004

DGAFer

One that tends to not particularly care what others think about them. One who rocks. Hard. :

Kid 1: Dude. Check that girl out. She's so amazing. SUCH a DGAFer.
Kid 2: Yeah. I know. I told her I thought she was out of line. She threw out a "DGAF!"

by Christy_Alicia October 5, 2007

DGAF

When stupid, annoying ass bros use this term. It means Don't Give a Fuck and they think they are cool by saying it.

Dude the annoying ass bro puts DGAF all over his page thinking hes fucking cool.

by Ca.Ri November 12, 2009

DGAF5

DGAF5, or "Don't Give A Fast Flying Fuck Fake Friday, is a holiday celebrated on every Thursday. The holiday celebrates the lack of doing anything stressful, work-related, or otherwise unvoluntary.

"Hey man, wanna chill later tonight?"
"Can't it's DGAF5"

by Tazerzly November 16, 2018

Dingaflinga

A person who is VERY annoying but at the same time perfectly not annoying.

Your always being such a Dingaflinga!!!

by The moo moo March 10, 2022