dutchess oven

when a black bitch queefs under the covers and tries to stink out her man

last night rywanda queefed up somethin nasty, and she got dirty wit it and gave me a dutchess oven

by churrpn December 17, 2010

Dutches

Beutiful Queen, Queen of all Bitchez

Brittany is the dutches of all broads

by Dutchez December 17, 2008

dutchess

A heterosexual female that displays the aesthetic of a mockery of a duke, which is a heterosexual male version of a dyke.

P!nk is a dutchess. She is the HDIC aka the Head Dutchess In Charge.

See duke definition.

by boobs420 February 21, 2010

Ditcher

A person that ditches all of their friends all the time.

Ditcher: Hi, I am Jess and I like to ditch my friends 24/7 because I am the queen of ditching.

by Double_Bitcher June 14, 2009

Ditched

When someone ditches you on a Skype when either one of persons is talking and the other one hangs up.

Only applies to skype calls.

The girl was telling the boy a neat story and in the middle of the story he hung up the skype call and never picked it back up. The girl was ditched.

by TheYum October 11, 2011

Text Ditched

when a person that you have been texting for a while mysteriously doesn't text back

Guy 1: yo my girl hasn't texted me back in a while and we've been talking all day
Guy 2: You definatly just got text ditched

by phunkmaster June 3, 2009

Skin Ditched

When a girl with enormous tits and cleavage shoves your face in between her boobs so your face is stuck in the created "skin ditch".

Henry: dude! you just got skin ditched by Melissa!

Me: Waa...air...*gasp*...i....need...air...

by Tom the Ninja April 30, 2008