dew floppy

male testicals,balls,or nuts

My dew floppys are very large.
My dew floppys itch.
the dew floppys are sore from bangin too much

by GAGT2 June 25, 2010

Dew Work

When accomplishing meaningless tasks throughout the normal work day requires consumption of copious amounts of the highly caffeinated beverage Mountain Dew.

It's time to Dew Work! I've got my big gulp filled to the brim with Mountain Dew!

by jBoMcDoogle June 3, 2013

Dew brain

A condition of forgetfulness, irritability and lowered IQ, caused by an extreme addiction to Mountain Dew.

"Why is Robert such a stupid, forgetful asshole?"

"Just ignore him my dude, he's on that Dew brain."

by hypomonk September 30, 2018

dew cake

Another word for pussy. First used in a discord friendly match of Jackbox 8 game "Job Job" wherein a response was:

Personal Statements (stage 3 of Job Job)

"I HOPE I eat the Job Job Lady's dew cake"
"I KNOW I would go down on her molested her"

That dew cake be moist. My girl's dew cake is ready for this dick.

by FearOfBees January 22, 2022

Dew Jew

n. - One who buys a Mt. Dew cube for himself but refuses to share.

Ted: I'm so damn thirsty.

Fred: Yeah, too bad Eric is being a Dew Jew.

by TehJestR October 19, 2010

Dew Fuel Excretion

One who has consumed a large amount of Dew Fuel energy drink eventually to the point where one's asshole is leaking out fecal matter constantly for an extremely long period of time .

Holy crap David had a major case of Dew Fuel excretion last night I had to go home early because the stench was absolutely haggard.

by Treboratoirnator November 12, 2006

dew dot

The wet spot on a man's pants that proves he didn't shake "IT" after peeing. Or, The spot on a man's pants that has lost control.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww, Look! That man is a leaker, ya see the Dew Dot?

by Susan Jane August 5, 2006