Derk 

a person who’s bed stinks, and they abuse their cat

person a: Hey do you know who Derk is?
person b: Yeah their bed stinks very badly and I heard they abuse their cat.

Derk by Pepperiscute June 5, 2021

Derk 

The one idiotic acquaintance, possibly friend or relative that is so dumb there isn't a word to describe it.
(his brickheadedness). Could be named Derek, though not necessarily. Zero social skills. Married/Divorced, definitely kids. Hard worker usually flush when he turns up looking for drugs that can't be in the vicinity. Triggering instant anxiety and anger. But he has so much flow you can't refuse. This can happen multiple times. Depends on ones own meddle.

Goddamit! theres Derek! Damn it! Did he see us? yeah. What a total Dirk! Wonder how he's got? Looks like we're road tripping! righton.
Fuck what a dork. Yeah Derek is about the stupidest derk I've ever met.

Derk by jimNotjames July 20, 2021

Derk 

A huge sussy baka that needs to be licked spanked and other sussy things that German dudes like Derk like

Derk is a huge sussy baka and a german

Derk by Binbmode September 28, 2021

Derk 

Cross between a jerk and a dick. Can be masculine or feminine

The guys at the local weed store were derks as they didn’t give me the 30% online preorder discount

Derk by Stone Pony January 2, 2022

Derk 

This absolute gay man roams the streets at night, he multiplies by raping you and nests only at gay peoples homes, children's hospitals, and brualios house. He looks just like us. He hides in plain sight but one way to distinguish a derk is by their name, most go by derek the smarter one's "Big D."

The way he touched me made me think he's a derk

Derk by sexiest nigger October 20, 2022

Derk 

some random 5'2 ass nigga who likes sucking massive dick all day. he is an abomination to the human race. he is in love with many men and women but they all sadly reject him due to his small penis size. he is also very poor so he asks for money every second and steals food from women. he also said he changed but in reality he didn't. he also can't pull for shit.

look at that guy he looks like a derk.

Derk by Ivan Meza October 20, 2022

derk 

jerk/annoying

Ryan was being such a derk at school.

derk by kore is cool October 3, 2023