Derealization

A state in which somebody is heavily convinced that their experience or current life is a dream or nightmare that they are forced to stay in. This strong delusion is usually caused by mental illness and triggered by mental illness or conspiracy. One can easily be convinced they are living a bad dream and hardly convinced that they are in real life and awake. These can last in episodes or long periods of time.

“I have accepted that my current life is a bad dream that i can’t wake up from unless i destruct myself. My legitimate body is probably in a coma somewhere. They say it is a case of derealization”*

*(example of defined delusion, if self-destruction is on your mind, reach out to a loved one or hotline as soon as possible.)

by Flowerboy10 September 2, 2023

a Drbal

A daily intoxicated individual who lacks the capacity to make good decisions. He will hook up with random ugly chicks and simply not remember the next day. He also has the amazing ability to make any decent-looking female mad at him because he is a jackass. He never pays for anything and on weekends is one of the shittier friends you can have. Generally avoid especially if you are female.

"Pulling a Drbal"
Dude I can't pay. I'll throw you some money later.

"I need my pillow! I need my pillow!"

by Jen Small December 19, 2008

[micro dermal implant]

An implant piercing on the skin which there is only one hole. A flat plate which sits under the skin with only one exit for the barbell giving it the appearance of it being screwed into the body.

"Whats that gem on you?"
"It's called a micro dermal implant. Its a piercing, but only has one hole. The barbell is under the skin"

by MackGirl January 8, 2009

deral

as insulting term used mostly by high schoolers for some one who is annoying, a douchebag, or a square. Basically it is some one who is really gay (not in the homosexual way)

Dude that guy was such a deral, trying to pop off about how badass he is when we all know he doesn't do shit.

by Jeremy Hatcher May 19, 2008

derbaholic

Someone who is addicted to sucking dick. Suffering from derbaholism.

That ho' is such a derbaholic, she cant go one day without sucking some dick.

by Igor Y April 27, 2006

sub-dermal gerbil

A small rodent (gerbil) which manages to burrow beneath the skin of its human host. Upon entering the victim's epidermis it feeds, mostly on bone and ligament. Very quickly, the gerbil makes its way to the abdomen where it severs it's host's the spinal column and skoaches the spinal fluid dry. Gerbils seldom burrow into humans on instinct, usually the rodent must be exposed to some sort of radio active material in order to become a sub-dermal gerbil. A sub-dermal gerbil usually enters its victim from their ankle region, as this part of the bod is usually closest to the ground. Victims have the best odds of survival if the sub-dermal gerbil enters through one of their limbs, but only a finite amount of time to cut the gerbil out using a skiv before it reaches their abdomen.

My grandfather died from a sub-dermal gerbil attack. He promptly got out his knife, but the little rascal entered just below his flummers, burrowing deep into his gut where it was too late.

by Ross Andrew Haggerty June 26, 2008

Dembalicious

A spectacular goal scored during a game of football.

That goal was Dembalicious.

by RuairiGravy March 23, 2012