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densé by savior mania April 12, 2021

dense motherfucker

a person that doesn't understand something and totaly disregards it after it has been explained.
john: where did you lose did your phone?
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker

Dense Cabbage 

Used as an insult to idiots or people who stand up for a specific idiot.
p1 stands up for somebody spamming

p1: this dude is totally not spamming.
p2: you dense cabbage-
Dense Cabbage by icyte June 2, 2019

dense fuck 

A person who is exceptionally stupid. i.e. a person lacks the capacity to understand something simple.
Gordon: You forgot the salt! You dense fuck.
dense fuck by Scinterplex November 30, 2016

dense humpty dumpty 

another term for the magnificent clive palmer who occasionally goes by mr.palmer.
clive palmer is simultaneously the biggest dense humpty dumpty and fatty mcfuckhead known to man
dense humpty dumpty by vapidkourt October 7, 2019

Dense Breast 

Breasts with more supportive tissue (dense breast tissue) are firmer and harder to the touch than are breasts with more fatty tissue (nondense breast tissue). A good balance results in soft, supple, yet firm and perky breasts.

Cancer is harder to detect and more likely to occur in dense breasts.

Sounds weird when used to compliment nice breasts unless referring to perkiness because that would otherwise indicate a hard breast, similar to some augmented breasts.

Background: www.mayoclinic.org
I think you meant perky, not dense breasts when you complimented his/her breasts.
Dense Breast by Pap¡ October 4, 2016