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anal defloration

First time your anal flower gets penetrated by a penis or an object large enough to resemble it (e.g. a strap-on dildo in case of a lesbian couple).

It's also called loosing your anal virginity. Or as Sarah Silverman calls it: loosing your real virginity. Indeed, oral or vaginal sex happen for some of us even before we reach our sexual maturity. Sometimes not because we are ready or feel like it, but just because everybody does it. But the day you are ready for anal sex, only then you can say your mind is open enough from a sexual POV. Only then you can honestly say you're not a virgin anymore when it comes to sex.
My husband still thinks I was a virgin when we met, because he deflowered my pussy. What he doesn't know, is that I had my anal defloration 5 years before that - and enjoyed lots of sex since. ;)

Oral & anal sex are indeed 2 great ways of enjoying your youth, and still saving your "virginity". And that's good not necesarily because some men still appreciate that, but mainly because it'll save you from unwanted pregnancies.
by Dhadik March 8, 2008
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Deceleration

Aw shit, man. I'm starting to get some deceleration.
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Decorational

How a dumb blond says "decorative".
Girl 1: That hat is so pretty! Are the zippers on it functional?

Girl 2: No, they're just decorational.
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decleration of independance

1. The document that severs america from britain.

2. A divorce contract.
1. John Hancock signed the decleration.

2 man my wife is a b**** i'm get a decleration of independance
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A dad who thinks he is special because he is around, but doesnt do shit or really serve a purpose, he is just there. Decoration dad.
Decoration dad— hang there thinkin they look good not doing shit.
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declinationator

A person or group of people (declinationators) assigned to being bosses at preventing declinations.
Partner Care Associates are our organizations declinationators.
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Deflamation

To break down, to end, destroy, obliterate
The deflamation of the country took longer than expected
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