Gender Deaf

Where you only hear a person by some auditory means but can’t see them in person and you can’t identify their gender by how they sound. Could be because you weren’t paying attention or because the sound of the persons voice was especially feminine but his name was John. Could also be intentional so as to not offend someone by assuming they are a certain gender just by the sound of their voice.

Posted by Gary Hoffman , credited to Larry Argo for creation of term.

Larry: Hangs up phone.
Jim: “Who was that?”
Larry: “It was a salesperson.”
Jim: “Was it a man or woman?”
Larry: “ I don’t know, I’m gender deaf.”

by thehoff35 May 11, 2019

smell deaf

Complete loss of one's sense of smell for a short period of time.

Tony: That steak sauce smells like motor oil.

Tom: Really? I can't smell it...come to think of it I can't smell anything right now...I think I just went smell deaf.

by xthekrakenx June 22, 2011

wife deaf

Said of someone who has learned to tune his wife out.

Mary nags Brent all the time to get a job but nothing happens because he is wife deaf.

by Lem Lemerson December 14, 2006

deaf larry

the act of ejaculating in the ear of your significant other in an excess amount such that they can no longer hear properly, thus taking the traits of the infamous deaf larry

guy 1: "yo. how come your girl didn't recognize my voice when I just called your house up?"

guy 2: "oh. yeah that's my bad I just gave her a deaf larry and now she can't hear for shit"

by toby's_cup April 7, 2009

deaf leopard

a woman that is older than an elderly cougar but still has the looks and can still flaunt herself off

"That lady was so old? but you still hit that? She was a deaf lepard!"

"She wasnt so much a deaf leopard when i got her close off"

by 4 Points October 30, 2009

nose-deaf

Inability to smell

What is that smell? Is something burning?

I don't smell anything. But then, I'm pretty much nose-deaf.

by keelacp December 30, 2008

Accent deaf

The inability to understand anything spoken in an accent.

Melissa tried to hide the fact that she was accent deaf, but when Lee asked her "How are you doing?" and she replied "Yes!", her secret was out.

by jtrump May 5, 2011