mechanical dandruff

Slang for The Crabs

Funny and non sexually explicit way to say Crabs.

Look at that dude digging his crotch! bet he's got mechanical dandruff!

by Richmeister September 4, 2014

social dandruff

When you're just really flaky.

Damn, he always cancels on us. He's got some serious social dandruff.

by @starlord88 February 8, 2018

Tostito Dandruff

Similar to regular dandruff, tiny bits of Tostitos on your shirt, belly, or whatever you are eating Tostitos over. This ugly stuff is a major design flaw in the Tostitos branded chip and a few other chip brands.

Can also be spelt as Tostito's Dandruff, Tostitos' Dandruff, Tostitos's Dandruff, or Tostitos Dandruff

Person 1: Can I have some Tostitos?
Person 2: No, you always get Tostito Dandruff all over my house.
Person 1: K den

by Detective Kank January 2, 2019

mammary dandruff

This is what a lady bears the morning after you've given her a pearl necklace

Bloke: I had a fantastic time last night
Girl: Yeah - but I've got terrible mammary dandruff

by Chrissy-Boy June 26, 2004

ass dandruff

The nasty dust, skin, hair, and sometimes unidentifiable debris that are found in the crevices of a heavily used chair or couch.

Oh! Dude, it was so nasty! My pen fell in between the cushions on the couch in the lounge today and I couldn't get past all the ass dandruff to get it out.

by SamEureka August 23, 2011

ass dandruff

Suspicious looking flakes of skin left on the toilet seat after a good clearout.

who's left half a pound of ass dandruff on the seat in trap 2 again!

by Carolline May 31, 2006

chode dandruff

The flakey, ashy like substance produced by a dried out, dirty ball sack.
Similiar to hair dandruff.

Chaz left a trail of chode dandruff on the carpet when he left the room.

by dr.willow January 27, 2007