Dad

Leaves you when you are young for either milk or cigarettes.

Dad! I haven’t seen you in ten years!

by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020

Dad

where are you?

It's been 10 years. The gas station is only a mile away. Please come back dad

by One Big Mistake April 28, 2019

dad

The often overlooked and underappreciated parental figure. Just because he didnt give birth to you doesnt mean he can't love you the same, or more than a mother can. Also, whats up with the husband getting a 3000 dollar ring for the wife, on mothers day, and the wife getting the husband a 2 dollar tie for fathers day?

Dads have it rough. Having to be placed in the deadbeat dad category whenever you screw up really sucks. (Although some dads really do suck big time, like those ones that just run off, and leave the mother with a pregnant baby, and take absolutely no responsibility at all. They suck.

by you want to know who wrote this that badly? July 23, 2008

dad

1. The guy who never came back from the store
2. Self claimed friend who decided to adopt you because of your daddy issues

1. "Hey mom when will dad bring the milk back."
2. "Oh hey I'm your dad now cause your dad's a bitch,"

by That one depressed emo kid in March 31, 2020

Dad

The champion of hide-and-seek..... His car is playing too!!!! . You'll understand it in a minute

Where are you?

I'm gonna find you dad

by TFGTYgyfcygFTFjvgVG September 30, 2020

Dad

Someone who always tells you to ask your mom

Me: Hey dad, can Jimmy come over today?
Dad: I don’t know, ask your mother

by AsianKyrie October 8, 2019

dadding

Present participle of the verb "to dad".
To care for offspring in a very male way. Often, but not always, accomplished with beer, tv, and half-truths. Successful dadding involves the child being whole and unmarked, clean, fed, in diapers and PJs, and napping/asleep by the time the partner returns from whatever they were doing.

"I didn't get the chance to clean up the apartment, repair the front porch, or wash the cars. I was dadding"
"Our child is fed, bathed, and asleep. Nice dadding!" (Alternate usage: "Our child is still alive and in one piece. Nice dadding!")

by Dang_elf January 14, 2013