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coon tails

A hair extension or dyed piece of hair, usually about 5cm wide with horizontal stripes in 2 different colours going down it. Looks a bit like a racoons tail, hence the name.

Scene kids often get them with brown & bleached stripes down the lengths of their scene hair.
"Those fuzzy hats with the coonskin tail look just like Meagle Murder Massacre Brutal Fgt Chaos Brutal's new coon tails!"
by Author is missing. May 8, 2007
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Captain Coon

by bizzleG's April 19, 2009
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coon's age

A period of time that denotes a long while has elapsed.
Jonny, I haven't see you in a coon's age, How the hell are you?
by Tbone April 22, 2004
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choon

A song or any piece of music to which an individual assigns the highest level of merit but most usually an exclaimation upon hearing the song in public.
by Prophet Tenebrae February 26, 2004
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Coon Cup

When no fewer than 3 and no more than 6 people ejaculate into a blender, mix up the serum, use a turkey baster to suck up the sex soup and inject it into the female of their choice. 9 hectic months later the contestants find out who the father of the child is and that man has to keep the child.
Yo dawg! Me and the buddies picked up a hot broad last night! You down for a quick game of coon cup?
by CondomChomper February 16, 2018
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big wet coon

I have a huge cock and it is big because don't wear condoms when i masturbate and it doesn't fit most sizes comfortably.
by Fig boy December 4, 2017
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Coon Swing

A wide full fisted punch not nearly a hook, more like using your arm as a rope with a brick on the end. Usually implemented by drunken aboriginals as a form of assault against train station security and old women sleeping in their beds.

Completely ineffective in a real fight, and when successful has little effect on the receiver.
"eh eh eh maht, gut a smoke?, gonna pick me up some coolabah deh, cop, pack-a-winnie blue maht. fuckin got me corroboree down at the centrelink line, wanna coon swing at this police officer maht??"
by Coolabah Deh eh maht August 9, 2008
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