Cyclopes

A bad mother fucker with one eye.

That one eyed, bad mother fucker, cyclopes, just torn shit up.

by try a different name September 26, 2006

dirty cyclops

when a friend shows you his ass hole at an unexpected time.

"holey fucking ass... did you just give me the dirty cyclops?"

"yes i did.. did you not like it?"

by The Pi Guy17 September 26, 2009

fried cyclops

A doughnut, donut or pastry-with-a-hole.

I had a fried cyclops for breakfast. It mocks me.

by chenry August 31, 2004

cyclops that hoe

When receiving head a guy pulls out when he's about to cum and nuts in one eye blinding her in that eye and rendering her a cyclops.

Man, that bitch bit down on my dick, so I decided to cyclops that hoe!

by Distraughtho November 21, 2010

Blind Cyclops

Most commonly this happens early in the morning for men, especially after a night of sex, but could happen just by sitting in one position for too long. This is when you go the pee, and it shoots off to one side or pulls a "Y" effect and sprays on the toilet seat instead of getting into the bowl.

Oh man, I have a blind cyclops. I just got pee all over the seat.

by Daddyslick February 2, 2006

cyclopsing

The act of needing to close one eye to combat double-vision while under the influence.

Gina had so much to drink last night that she was cyclopsing in all her instagram photos.

by ferocioustickle July 14, 2014

cyclops goat

Bending over and tucking your cock and balls back between your legs, while taking your free hand and spreading your ass cheeks so your asshole is showing.

Cameron: That dude is pissing me off you should goat him.

Tomm: No im gonna cyclops goat him so Brooke can toss my salad when im done.

by betrayal4life March 9, 2015