Cycle Sisters

Women that become so close their menses occur at matching intervals.

Georgio: My wife is so close to her best friend that they've become cycle sisters.

Gordo: Bloody pants says 'I love you real hard.'

by redstripe December 9, 2008

cyclic

A trustworthy person who is found to have been dishonest even to his most loyal of fans and friends.

Riot: He hacked but we all thought he was legit so as you can see he pulled a Cyclic

by Sorok February 19, 2018

MANstrual cycle

When a man who is normally quite kind and level headed, goes completely moody and rude for a couple of days. They will have all the moodiness and irritability of a girl on her period, hence MANstrual cycle.

Person 1: Jeez, what's going on with Jim? He's never this moody.

Person 2: it must be his MANstrual cycle.

by livelyliv September 1, 2013

Minstrel Cycle

n. The recurring cycle of changes in the behavioral patterns of certain individuals that is repeated roughly once every 28 days; marked by a strange attraction to wear European Renaissance style clothing, play the lute or lyre, and the desire to serenade rich people.

PMS, or Preminstrel Syndrome relates to the physical and psychological symptoms, including reciting poetry, talking in Shakespearean language, strong attraction to flamboyant clothing and stringed instruments, and occasional outbursts of heralding, that occur from 2 to 7 days before the onset of minstrelization.

"Why is Dave standing on the balcony performing such a ridiculous musical number in that awful green tunic?"
"Oh, he's just on his minstrel cycle, nothing to worry about."

by Steve the Bard September 24, 2009

cyclop's eyegouge

The act of double-thumb-gouging the rectum and stretching it open whilst performing doggy style.

If she pisses you off...next time give her the cyclop's eyegouge! She might like it, though!

by erp2 October 4, 2008

cyclops penis

A cyclops penis is a subspecies of the very fabrics of reality itself. It is said that the cyclops penises where amongst the first things synthesized after the big bang. They are characterized in a 2 dimensional form as a penis (obviously) with a signature eye resembling that of a predator and their rather large lips just beneath the aforementioned eye. They also have 2 signature organic testicles (on the exception of the mighty bro wheeze) in which they draw their strength from reality. The two most widely knows cyclops penises are yung breezy (the almighty) and his nigga bro wheeze.

Big bang: *happens*
Cyclops penises: Allow us to introduce ourselves

by Dr. Fluffykins May 18, 2020

vamo da cycle

A manly and emotional act in which two men will put on a maid dress and devil horns respectively and dance along to ananconda by Nicki Minaj.

"did you hear about this dude named michael? he used to vamo da cycle."

"when technoblade and wilbur soot get together, you know that some motorcycles are gonna be vamo'd"

by ladlevi October 27, 2020