Cuntslam

The sexual act of disabling your opponent by slamming your cunt in their face repeatedly, and smothering them with it.

He wasn't going to go down on me of his own accord, so I has to cuntslam the bitch.

by Laudanum November 27, 2009

cuntseled

verb: past tense: a cunt who counseled; past participle: presidential counselor Kellyanne Conway has been “counseled,” for being a stupid cunt after urging viewers in a TV interview to buy products from the clothing line & jewelry line of presidential daughter Ivanka Trump.

Presidential counselor Kellyanne Conway has cuntseled veiwers on live national tv to buy shitty products...

by @TruffleButter00 February 14, 2017

Cuntslutwhore

Compound word to describe all skanky girls.

That cuntslutwhore Connie Craig-Carroll has massive boobs!

by Fleshunter August 4, 2018

Cuntservative

Any right-wing conservative female.

Sara Palin is such a cuntservative and I wish she would shut up!

by Barry O'Neal January 18, 2009

shower of cunts

a harmless banter said by the flawless, Niall Horan, meaning a group of annoying persons.

this phrase caused Niall to apologize (via Twitter) even though Gods do not have to apologize for anything.

annoying fans: omg Niall omg I love you omg bro tanks omg lucky charms omg Ireland omg crocs

Niall 'the boss' Horan: get away from me, ya shower of cunts I don't need this I'm fabulous.

by niall's-cunttt July 8, 2012

cuntshunt

To prevent a woman's amorous advances towards another, usually a friend.

The female-specific form of cockblocking.

Courtney was unable to hook up with Steve, thanks to Roger completely cuntshunting her all night.

by Raythe666 August 18, 2009

cuntsander

When one attaches a silicone gel pad to an electric sander, lubes it up, turns it on and gets his womens off with it.

"How'd your date go last night?"
"I got the cuntsander out and totes cuntsanded that woman's cunt good and propper. She loved it and so did I!"

by Urban_Dick August 15, 2014