Amy curd

Amy curd is so peng and makes Jemma slagwell so jealous because Amy has been blessed with from the lord above with mighty fat ass and everyone just wants to suck on the fucking thing and this upsets Jemma slagwell very much

Jemma slagwell is a slag and likes Amy curds fat ass

Wow that girl is such an Amy curd

by Harvir Grewel December 10, 2018

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Lemon Curd

A lemon flavoured spread, similar to marmalade.

This would go well with some butter at a 'crumpetting' party.

He always enjoys lemon curd with lavishings of butter while crumpetting.

by lumnet July 17, 2005

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Hershey Curd

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noun;

Occurs following anal sex. Upon pulling out, you realize a small amount of poo lodged in, and ultimately blocking, your pee-hole.

(Male): Ughhh!

(Female/Male): What's wrong?

(Male): This hershey curd is clogging me up!

by jws116 November 17, 2009

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Turd Curd

Residual fecal matter from improper wiping.

Martin does not like the skid marks left in his skivvies from his turd curd.

by J to tha J December 3, 2007

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swamp curd

The white/brown stain left on cushions from someone with a swamp ass. Similar to skid marks. May be caused by excessive farting.

Wow, my chair has a big swamp curd stain.

by Empty pint June 2, 2016

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Lip Curd

A viscous deposit or remnant of sexual fluid or fluids on the lips. For example, a hot rope of man jizz laid across the lips. Also, an amalgam of booty juice from eating ass my result in a lip curd.

Rachel used her own panties to wipe the lip curd I roped all over her mouth.

I ate a dude’s ass last night and well......he wasn’t too clean. I got a stanky lip curd.

by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

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