Cumsplotion

When a girl unexpectedly spits a mouthful of jizz all over her man's chest after blowing him, since she didnt know what else to do with it.

Ann, what the fuck? Was that a cumsplotion or are you just throwing the fuck up?

by Mr. Waggy July 19, 2017

Cumaphobia

Fear of male sexual excrement that goes beyond fear of spitting/swallowing. One suffering from cumaphobia usually substantiates her fear by delivering meaingless threats such as "If your cum comes anywhere near my face I will wipe it on your shirt."

These threats are worthless because those suffering from cumaphobia fail to realize that a messy shirt is worth a shot in the face.

"As I was about to cum, my girlfriend freaked out. Realizing that she suffered from cumaphobia, I helped her face her fear by shooting a load all over her face."

by Jolly May 31, 2004

cumsparkle

The look in a girl's eye as she is on her knees with her mouth wide open (and tongue extended outward) right before the man skeets on her face.

That Uma Thurmand lookalike checking me out from across the bar has the cumsparkle of a pornstar.

by fashizzle May 7, 2004

cumsplosion

a. While having sexual relations individuals involved simaltaniously orgasm.

b. to cum together

Nick and Beth had a cumsplosion while having sex in the shower that could be heard through out the apartment.

by Teddy H. July 22, 2008

cumapheliac

An extrordinary fetish for cum.

"Trish likes sperm so much she's a cumapheliac."

by Mike Keylon April 22, 2006

Cumsplotion

When you ejaculate

I was doing it and BAM cumsplotion from no where!

by Ted Collins February 26, 2009

cumsputter

A surprised individual's attempt to avoid the oral penetration of ejaculate while receiving a cumshot, typically characterized by a sputtering sound as the recipient blows the substance from their lips.

David was amused by his unprepared girlfriend's cumsputter.

by Amy2387 May 14, 2006