Cumpster Diving

The act of having sex with a well known slut i.e. a cum dumpster

John: I heard you went cumpster diving last night.
Joe: What?
John: Yeah. My mom got back last night from turning tricks and she mentioned your name.

by Masochisticdeath December 26, 2014

cumpoodur

The better term for "computer"

Hey dude lets watch porn on my cumpoodur together

by poperoni304 September 15, 2023

cumposite

Any composite of cum and any other material.

Derived from cum and composite.

detective: Wow this kid's bed sheets stopped a full mag from an assault rifle.

csi guy: Those cumposites are incredible. The tails of the sperm help dissipate the kinetic energy...

detective: Alright, I get it. I once found a burglar, with his head caved in from a kid's cum rag. I got the pix on my phone.

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

cumptruck

In the slut ranking, the rank above cumdumpster.

Guy 1: Damn, that chick's a cumdumpster.
Guy 2: Nah dude, she's a CUMPTRUCK

by the quatro July 30, 2008

cumpoop

the act of pooping after getting a cumload in your butt

i just took the gnarliest cumpoop ever!

by c4confour October 16, 2007

Cumpster

A person so disguctingly obsessed with cum, that they are practically a dumping place for anyone who needs to get a load off.

She is such a fucking cumpster, i heard 6 guys let go on her chin last night.

by Ted Freddinson April 29, 2009

cumbot

a mechanical sex toy that shoots artificial seamen

the cumbot shot a load in her mouth

by jedi masterbater789 October 3, 2008