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Cummerman

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Cummerman is a man who gets cemen all the time from other men
Yo that nigga is such a cummerman i heard and got 10 facejobs
by LilDurksGrillz September 14, 2020
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cummer's remorse

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1) A sense of regret after an orgasm that results from the physiological crash combined with a wave of guilt for taboo desires that were eagerly acted out during the pre-orgasmic high.

2) A wish that the orgasm had been postponed.
Jeff was eager to obey every humiliating direction, but after he jizzed he got cummer's remorse and immediately turned off his webcam.

Carl made a lot of promises to get the blowjob, but once he came he had cummer's remorse and recanted them.

2) Steve was overwhelmed with excitement and shot his wad, but experienced cummer's remorse when he saw the unquenched desire that remained in his lover's eyes.
by waterzworld February 1, 2010
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Cummer's Remorse

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This is something every man has experienced. It is the moment after you cum and immediately realize what you just did was a bad idea.
"Dude, at first I thought finishing myself off in front of her was a great idea. After i blew, I immediately experienced mild "Cummer's Remorse "
by Esjay Entertainment March 16, 2009
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cummerrhea

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The sloppy mixture of semen and feces that leaks uncontrollably after anal sex.
After a wonderful date at Denny's, Trinese was not only angry that Jasper came in her ass, but that she also had a terrible case of cummerrhea, soiling her new flannel sheets.
by new_bilga June 25, 2010
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In "con speak" its what happens when someone accidentally speaks out of turn and ruins the gameplan.
I was going to sneak out early and go over to Donna's but she crummed the play when she told all the guys I'd rather be with her on our poker night.
by Gimbo is all in. February 25, 2008
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Derived from the term tunnel vision, it is a temporary non-emergent medical condition caused by orgasming so hard your vision blurs around the sides and you can only see straight forward like going through a tunnel. Can be accompanied by floating silver speks, copious amounts of sweat, hyper ventilation, disorientation, increased heart rate, and exclamations like "That was the best sex ever."
She rode me so hard once we finished I had to lay in bed awhile because I had such bad cummel vision I couldn't drive home.
by naughtynursechelle September 5, 2011
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Cummelier

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Someone who can tell apart many varied tastes of semen
She was such a Cummelier; she could tell when her boyfriend changed to low tar cigarettes
by Eugenix October 8, 2016
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