cumblister

when you spit your hot hot load onto some very young poon and it burns the snizz up

OH damn I think I gave her a cumblister last night...!!!

by crimson doodler March 17, 2009

cumslasher

one (usually a slutty ho) who sucks a dick so hard that the penis gets ripped and the cum is slashed out of it

that hooker sharise is a real cumslasher titty bitch

by thizzleonmynizzle August 25, 2006

Cumblaster3000

A machine that cums all over the place where it is being aimed

I just bought the brand new Cumblaster3000!
Omg! Its shooting cum everywhere!

by Buttfudger30000 December 1, 2023

Cum blaster

Your girlfriend blowing you and you deposit your man milk in her mouth then she holds it in her cheeks comes close to your face then slaps her cheeks that are full of your hot sticky man better.

My old lady gave me a huge masive cum blaster I was wiping my face for a few days

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Complastered

Completely plastered in one word.

I was fucking complastered last night!!! I'm not the daddy of 5 different children!!!

by MarcoShit August 25, 2008

Cumbasted

Using a turkey baster of sperm to impregnate a female.

The disheartened wife had to be cumbasted since her husband was incapable of impregnating her.

by Rob "Wohali" Prahl November 9, 2016

CUMBUSTERINA

It means when are a man and squirt like a girl

Bro I did a cumbusterina yesterday

by CUMBUSTERINA February 14, 2019