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Calvert Screenname

n.

A secondary AIM or AOL screen name set up intentionally to talk to people in your life who you'd prefer not seeing your normal comical or revealing away messages and/or buddy info profiles.
i.e; A screen name set up to talk to Mom, Dad, Grandma, Professor Thomas, or anyone else in your life that you dont want to know your having a jerk-circle friday night.

sentance:

christian_smilez: hey tim
Timber4limber: who this?
christian_smilez: ashley
Timber4limber: oh...
Timber4limber: wheres the pics of last night?
Timber4limber: dogz said they were in your proflie
christian_smilez: they are but this is my Calvert screenname i had to talk to gram
Timber4limber: oh
by Personal_preference September 26, 2005
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Culverize

The act of completely fucking shit up that was at full operational capability.
"Goddamit Carl that system was fine until you fucking culverized it!"

"Don't let Carl touch that he will culverized it!"

"Don't culverize that! It took me so long to fix!"
by Dwtc14-002 July 10, 2014
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Culver

Abbreviation of Culver Square. Place To Hang Out, Great Tourist Destination, Great Place To Go On Holiday Too, Very Cheap, Own Water Feature, Cool People Dancing 'Restraunts' Within Walking Distance And You Find The Coolest People In The World There...Eg. Elise Eve Jessie And Co. Culver is the place where you may find the emos and grebos of the world. Very occasionally you will find the odd chav.
Shall we go to Culver?
by Jessie init March 3, 2007
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Culver City handshake

Another neologism for masturbation; from the fact that at one time, seventy five percent of pornographic movies were filmed there. Also called a "West Hollywood handshake".
After his wife went to bed, he engaged in a Culver City handshake while watching his favorite pornographic movies.
by Marcus Plastrus October 4, 2006
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Culver City Hot Mop

When the hairs that surround the anus, still drenched with diarrhea, brush either the nostrils or the bridge of the nose of one's partner during the act of 69ing, thereby leaving a brown streak. Most likely to happen while getting into position for the 69, as there is an enhanced possibility of loss of balance while mounting.
I thought I was going to eat this really sweet pussy but I ended up with a Culver City Hot Mop instead.
by cchm November 17, 2013
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Calverton

A land filled with not only the usual high school stoners but also an abundance of "lax brahs" and sluts.

If you are interested in this school just remember that recently there have been a number of crimes and a large amount of drug abuse.
Also know that the school is run by some of the biggest bitches known to mankind.
Missy: So I walked into the stairwell the other day and saw this eighth grade girl giving a tenth grade guy a blow job as he was snorting crack.
Charlie: Oh wow. That is interesting. Where were you?
Missy: Well, I was at Calverton.
Charlie: I suppose it is alright then. That happens all the time there.
by JefferytheGiraffe666 March 26, 2011
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Casey Calvert

Casey Calvert did die, however he was a god.
That kid is so Casey Calvert.
Im a Casey Calvert
by KPAC April 2, 2008
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