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Culinary terrorism

When you're supposed to be preparing your boss's lunch and you poison them whether accidentally or not.
The term was invented by Jesse Watters of fox News f-sag. He now thinks his recent case of food poisoning or upset stomach was due to culinary terrorism perpetrated by his assistant Johnny
by Sexydimma May 26, 2023
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Culinary Felony

When people, often white people, create culinary dishes that utilize random components that have no reason being mixed together
White people adding raisins to potato salad is straight up a culinary felony
by QuestionMarks October 21, 2023
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Culinary Chameleon

That one person who always insists that "they'll have what you're having" at a restaurant, and will never pick for themselves.
Waiter: "Hello and welcome, what can I get for you guys today?"
Culinary Chameleon: "I'll just get what he's having."
by wolfishmass November 25, 2023
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King of Culinary

While this word is rarely used it is a word that describes a good or talented male chef that can cook anything in their own style in all areas of the culinary field. Here’s a list characteristics that would label a guy that title:

•He is a person of great taste who is not afraid to experiment and does not always follow what's in the recipe book.
•He knows how to alter or modify the ingredients of a certain type of recipe which should match his taste buds.
• He is meticulous when it comes to choosing the ingredients and prefers to choose those of a healthy variety.
•He is a creative person who can even make his/her own recipe whenever the time necessitates for it especially when there is not enough ingredients to cook for a specific type of food.

•He could use his own sense of creativity or resourcefulness to just make use of what's available.
Did you see how fast Ricky made that dish without a recipe ? “Wow he killed it this nit only the flavor and texture and appearance the presentation looks good” he’s definitely going to be the next “king of culinary” this guy is amazing.
by CELESTE BURGESS January 15, 2022
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Post Culinary Narcolepsy

A Slang Medical Term for when you fall asleep after eating Food, Or when you are very tired and want to fall asleep.

Also Shortened to PCN
"I am suffering from Post Culinary Narcolepsy after that meal"
by MRsneezy August 10, 2007
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California Culinary Academy (CCA)

The California Culinary Academy (CCA) is a Le Cordon Blue school located in San Francisco, California. The CCA is a French style fine dining cooking school. The few students that actually end up graduating usually end up working at Applebees or the Olive Garden after doing free labor called an "externship" at a 3-5 star restaurant . The student population is made up of slutty girls with warped self images, ex carnies from the south, obese people, perverted old men, stoners, cocaine abusers, other substance abusers, alcoholics, ex criminals including sex offenders. The chef instructors and staff are just as bad as the students. More than 30% of the students to do not graduate. Some are just lazy and never took it seriously in the first place, and others just ruin their lives by partying it up in San Francisco and never amount to anything. Attending the CCA and getting a shitty chef job after school will never pay off the forty six grand in loans for tuition and thousands of other loans taken out for housing. If you attend the CCA, you are either a pervert, alcoholic, stoner, junky, creep, or all of the above. If you attend CCA, you can actually get a good culinary education if you take it seriously. But usually once you arrive, you'll just become a junky like the rest of the students.
I attended the California Culinary Academy (CCA) to become a chef. Now I am just an alcoholic.
by Slutty Wolf December 27, 2009
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Cardio Culinary Resuscitation

After you've had an awful meal (typically one so bad that you regret your overall choice to have even eaten at that establishment) you don't feel any more satiated than when before you ate. To cure both your hunger AND your dismay/anger, you must go eat a meal that you know you will enjoy, to resuscitate yourself. This act is Cardio Culinary Resuscitation.
Shit those ribs were made out of cardboard. Guys, we need some Cardio Culinary Resuscitation to atone for what we've done.
by Nick [the Third] October 29, 2010
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