The Cutler family is a large pack of albino rats living on the West Coast of New Zealand. They eat nothing but garbage and used condoms found in the back of the pub where they live. Very moist rat orgy tho
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Girl: I cannot believe you! Why don't you want to get married at age 18? We are in love! If Edward Cullen was my boyfriend, he would marry me! You need to be more like him!
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