cuffing

to hide something, normally drugs, in the female vagina. (Common police jargon.)

I arrested Jill yesterday. She was cuffing a bag of crack. So I charged her with that too.

by tjs721 August 9, 2007

Coffinspire

A song that, although of a notoriously dark or macabre genre, is still inspirational and uplifting.

Examples of Coffinspire songs include:

The Path (Human Abstract)
Polaris (human Abstract)
Ex Nihilo (Becoming the Archetype)
The Monolith (Becoming the Archetype)
Composure (August Burns Red)
The Crusade (Trivium)

and of Course,

Coffinspire (Norma Jean)

by Cupcake 3030150 November 1, 2008

coffinstalker

A sex predator who pursues encounters with a near dead terminally ill person to satisfy a peverse desire.

We've had an applicant for our voluntary position in this retirement care home: his name is Darren. Shall we invite him in for an interview? No, I'm afraid we cannot accept him because he's a well known coffinstalker.

by Stainie March 29, 2010

Cuffing the undertoe

When one slips on their shoe without fully putting the heel part on so that they can help their girlfriend take out their stinky garbage in record time, albeit without exerting much energy.

Tony: I dont have time to put my shoes on for this garbage doo-hickey chore thing

Bri: simple solution- try cuffing the undertoe

by antbell21 January 12, 2019

Anti-Cuffing

To involuntarily make girls not want to talk to you

GUY1:That man get no girls,
Guy2:I know hes ANTI-Cuffing

by Mr.banana Hands June 23, 2011

Fistafuckin'cuffin

Just a nonsense word. Kinda like saying "just dicking around".

P1: Hey, what were you doing last night?
P2: Just fistafuckin'cuffin. What about you?
P1: That makes absolutely no sense what the fuck Randy this is why I hate you. You just use these stupid fake words. Fuck you Randy. I hate you.

by DickSpends June 5, 2017

cloud cuffing

cuffing season but done with online dating apps. They will not meet up with you, but they want the relationship.

Adam that girl on tinder is cloud cuffing you

by Josh Edds December 1, 2017