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Cuffed To A Pole

Cuffed To A Pole means to be in a situation in which someone likes you and forbids you from being with anyone else. Yet they will not date you and/or is dating other people.
Person 1: I heard her say he can't date anyone else. But she was out with another dude yesterday.

Person 2: yeah he's for sure Cuffed To A Pole with that one.
by LilMakMak3000 February 15, 2020
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Chinese Finger Cuffed

Verb. A sexual act involving someone positioning themselves on their hands and knees in order to give oral sex to a man and receive it from behind by a different man.
My brother and I Chinese Finger Cuffed Hilary Duff last night. It was a real bonding experience.
by the anticool October 10, 2008
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Cuffed Jeans

If you’re gay, you wear cuffed jeans.
If you’re straight, you wear cuffed jeans.
If you’re any other sexuality, you wear cuffed jeans. Literally nobody cares. It’s fashion not a label.
Person 1: “Ooooh are you wearing cuffed jeans? Are you bisexual?”

Person 2: “Nah fam, I’m not bisexual. I just thought they were cool.”
by E of the PTC July 5, 2019
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chuffer

Chuffer – (noun) One who could be described as being all talk and no action and in some cases the talk is merely a whisper.
I know that guy over there looks like he’s about to go postal, but he’s a real chuffer. He’ll probably just go home and cry like a bitch.
by M'ie July 25, 2008
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Cufferman

A man that has finally settled down with a woman.
Yo bro im not a beaterman anymore I've finally acquired a wifey, I'm now a Cufferman
by Kai Rhys December 3, 2019
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Cuffaroed

The act of flying passed a long line of stopped traffic and forcing ones way in at the the front of the line. May be used in any situation that results in a cutoff, be it vehicular, sexual, mental. Etc.
I was driving to work and some douche bag cuffaroed me, almost wrecked a couple people.

I could tell my Girlfriend was pissed and I was getting no pussy. I just got cuffaroed.

I need to cuffaro these jeans and make them into shorts!
by Beeble lover May 17, 2019
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Fur Cuffed

Fisting an extremely hairy, bushy anus up to the wrist line.

May also apply to fisting of an overly bushy vagina.
He bent over so I could fist his ass and it looked like a mink farm down there. So I got fur cuffed.

Rachel fur cuffed me last night with that hairy beaver of hers.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
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